Return of the Suite of the Living Dead: WonderFest 2011

[DarthDuck]

Originally Posted by The Cat

Well then maybe you could successfully dock with her, since your ports are the same vintage!


That's a mighty old vagina to have in such a young hull, though. I'm thinking that thang will need to be re-sleeved before she hits 30!

I have no clue who Sydney is but when the snatch gives up just flip her over for auxiliary access. Neb should know.

[The Cat]

Originally Posted by DarthDuck

I have no clue who Sydney is but when the snatch gives up just flip her over for auxiliary access. Neb should know.

As in 'roll over and take it like a man'???


Sydney was a good-looking and well-made 22-year-old girl, seen below:

(in the second pic, note the rug burn on her nose.)














The problem is that she has a shitty attitude that's majorly aggravated by her heavy drinking. Now, while she did manage to piss some people off and majorly embarrass herself, she did put on a hell of a show.

This occurred Friday night. The next night, she was far more conservative in her alcohol intake and was considerably less abrasive. She was never in any danger of winning a Miss Congeniality award though.

[DarthDuck]

Oh, now I see. Thanks for bringing me up to speed.

[Neb]

Originally Posted by DarthDuck

I have no clue who Sydney is but when the snatch gives up just flip her over for auxiliary access. Neb should know.

[lakespeed]

Originally Posted by The Cat

Somebody told Sydney on FB that she was 50 in vagina years!

OMG! That's the funniest fucking thing I've heard in forever!

Maybe someone should also tell her there's now surgery to fix that!

[lakespeed]

Originally Posted by DarthDuck

I have no clue who Sydney is but when the snatch gives up just flip her over for auxiliary access. Neb should know.

I believe that's called the "escape hatch" and it only opens one way and that is out. Well.....on me anyways.

[Neb]

Originally Posted by lakespeed

OMG! That's the funniest fucking thing I've heard in forever!

Maybe someone should also tell her there's now surgery to fix that!

"Re-sleeved" has got to be a close second!

[suki5150]

I remember seeing that bird last year and thinking "Nice pair"

Bugger............I'd better behave, my Mrs. is coming too.............

[Neb]

Originally Posted by suki5150

I remember seeing that bird last year and thinking "Nice pair"

Bugger............I'd better behave, my Mrs. is coming too.............

My Mrs. thought she was hot----

I offered to introduce them......

Hey...ya never know.


Nevermind......yes I do....

[suki5150]

[The Cat]

Originally Posted by Neb

My Mrs. thought she was hot----

I offered to introduce them......

Hey...ya never know.


Nevermind......yes I do....

DAMN!

[suki5150]

fucking hell.....................


My mrs. response was "You have to sleep sometime........"

[777]

Griff - any chance you can maybe make your opening post into a list to show who is going? Not just to your "Room of Abuse" - but everyone who is going?

[Qrest Fourstar]

Oh yeah! I remember her! Easy on the eyes and only stayed that way as long as she shut the fuck up.

[Trekriffic]

Originally Posted by Neb

It's important to note, that her legs are like 12 feet long too....

It's just NOT RIGHT that a woman should look like that....

Now I'm probably gonna start talking to myself again.

Ooooh. I'll bet she loves to suck too... being a vampire I mean...