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DarthDuck 12-10-2010 10:32 PM

Re: Return of the Suite of the Living Dead: WonderFest 2011
 
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Originally Posted by The Cat (Post 194720)
:notworthy::notworthy::notworthy:


Well then maybe you could successfully dock with her, since your ports are the same vintage!


That's a mighty old vagina to have in such a young hull, though. I'm thinking that thang will need to be re-sleeved before she hits 30!

I have no clue who Sydney is but when the snatch gives up just flip her over for auxiliary access.;) Neb should know.:glasses9:

The Cat 12-10-2010 10:50 PM

Re: Return of the Suite of the Living Dead: WonderFest 2011
 
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Originally Posted by DarthDuck (Post 194726)
I have no clue who Sydney is but when the snatch gives up just flip her over for auxiliary access.;) Neb should know.:glasses9:

As in 'roll over and take it like a man'??? :D


Sydney was a good-looking and well-made 22-year-old girl, seen below:

(in the second pic, note the rug burn on her nose.)


http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g1...02010/Syd2.jpg

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g1...02010/Syd1.jpg


http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g1...%202010/s3.jpg






The problem is that she has a shitty attitude that's majorly aggravated by her heavy drinking. Now, while she did manage to piss some people off and majorly embarrass herself, she did put on a hell of a show.

This occurred Friday night. The next night, she was far more conservative in her alcohol intake and was considerably less abrasive. She was never in any danger of winning a Miss Congeniality award though.

DarthDuck 12-10-2010 10:55 PM

Re: Return of the Suite of the Living Dead: WonderFest 2011
 
Oh, now I see. Thanks for bringing me up to speed.:glasses9:

Neb 12-11-2010 06:29 AM

Re: Return of the Suite of the Living Dead: WonderFest 2011
 
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Originally Posted by DarthDuck (Post 194726)
I have no clue who Sydney is but when the snatch gives up just flip her over for auxiliary access.;) Neb should know.:glasses9:

:p

lakespeed 12-11-2010 07:26 AM

Re: Return of the Suite of the Living Dead: WonderFest 2011
 
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Originally Posted by The Cat (Post 194718)
Somebody told Sydney on FB that she was 50 in vagina years! guffaw

OMG! That's the funniest fucking thing I've heard in forever! :lol:

Maybe someone should also tell her there's now surgery to fix that! :lmao:

lakespeed 12-11-2010 07:29 AM

Re: Return of the Suite of the Living Dead: WonderFest 2011
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DarthDuck (Post 194726)
I have no clue who Sydney is but when the snatch gives up just flip her over for auxiliary access.;) Neb should know.:glasses9:

I believe that's called the "escape hatch" and it only opens one way and that is out. Well.....on me anyways. :D

Neb 12-11-2010 07:34 AM

Re: Return of the Suite of the Living Dead: WonderFest 2011
 
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Originally Posted by lakespeed (Post 194779)
OMG! That's the funniest fucking thing I've heard in forever! :lol:

Maybe someone should also tell her there's now surgery to fix that! :lmao:

"Re-sleeved" has got to be a close second! :D :notworthy:

suki5150 12-11-2010 10:40 AM

Re: Return of the Suite of the Living Dead: WonderFest 2011
 
I remember seeing that bird last year and thinking "Nice pair"

Bugger............I'd better behave, my Mrs. is coming too.............;)


:D:D

Neb 12-11-2010 03:53 PM

Re: Return of the Suite of the Living Dead: WonderFest 2011
 
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Originally Posted by suki5150 (Post 194804)
I remember seeing that bird last year and thinking "Nice pair"

Bugger............I'd better behave, my Mrs. is coming too.............;)


:D:D

My Mrs. thought she was hot----:eek::p

I offered to introduce them......:downtown: :la:

Hey...ya never know. :eek:


Nevermind......yes I do.... :(pointlaff

:D

suki5150 12-11-2010 03:55 PM

Re: Return of the Suite of the Living Dead: WonderFest 2011
 
:D:D

The Cat 12-11-2010 07:53 PM

Re: Return of the Suite of the Living Dead: WonderFest 2011
 
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Originally Posted by Neb (Post 194833)
My Mrs. thought she was hot----:eek::p

I offered to introduce them......:downtown: :la:

Hey...ya never know. :eek:


Nevermind......yes I do.... :(pointlaff

:D


DAMN! http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g1...sereneworx.gif

suki5150 12-17-2010 02:19 PM

Re: Return of the Suite of the Living Dead: WonderFest 2011
 
fucking hell.....................


My mrs. response was "You have to sleep sometime........"


:D

777 01-08-2011 02:48 AM

Re: Return of the Suite of the Living Dead: WonderFest 2011
 
Griff - any chance you can maybe make your opening post into a list to show who is going? Not just to your "Room of Abuse" - but everyone who is going?

Qrest Fourstar 01-25-2011 11:52 AM

Re: Return of the Suite of the Living Dead: WonderFest 2011
 
Oh yeah! I remember her! Easy on the eyes and only stayed that way as long as she shut the fuck up.

Trekriffic 01-25-2011 04:57 PM

Re: Return of the Suite of the Living Dead: WonderFest 2011
 
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Originally Posted by Neb (Post 194659)
It's important to note, that her legs are like 12 feet long too....:notworthy:

It's just NOT RIGHT that a woman should look like that....:p

Now I'm probably gonna start talking to myself again.:D

Ooooh. I'll bet she loves to suck too... being a vampire I mean...:):rolleyes:


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