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The Cat 05-16-2013 11:15 AM

Things Overheard At Wonderfest
 
"He used both heads." - zysurge

The Cat 05-16-2013 01:11 PM

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"Don't get mad when I show you this. You're gonna want it." - lakespeed

A bird was flipped thereafter.

"That fart was just the lonesome cry of an imprisoned turd." - The Cat

Lord Darth Beavis 05-16-2013 02:15 PM

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The party hasn't even started ('cause I'm not there!) and you clowns are posting!--Da Beav

The Cat 05-16-2013 03:37 PM

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It's not OUR fault that you're so gorram late!

Godfather 05-16-2013 04:47 PM

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And so it begins...

"Cat had a Trek-boner all through the movie." -Lakespeed

"I'll be in ma bunk..." -Cat at the RI suite after seeing the new Trek flick
"Need something to clean this up. There's something sticky in here..." -hotel housekeeping the next day a the RI suite

"When I had my cervix removed it was pain but I feel much better now." -Dasphule to Lakespeed

"It's your rectal cavity. You tell me how you want it." -Dasphule to Cat

Griffworks 05-16-2013 06:30 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The Cat (Post 255871)
"That fart was just the lonesome cry of an imprisoned turd." - The Cat

Pics or it didn't happen! :D

The Cat 05-16-2013 07:45 PM

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^^^ LOL!!!!!


"I wouldn't go to Arizona if you paid me. Arizona is like Texas without plants."

The Cat 05-16-2013 09:05 PM

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"He says I have transparent hands, just like that old man that touched him." - Dasphule

Godfather 05-17-2013 01:41 PM

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"All I can see is your hole." -MissHell

"Cat just had a gun-gasm." -Me

"I just stuck it in." -MissHell

"I gotta go wash all this big sexy." -Dasphule

Godfather 05-17-2013 03:04 PM

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"My baby sister just turned 40." -Me
"My baby sister just gave birth..." -Mark Yungblut
"My baby sister is a cunt!" - Dasphule

mar10 05-17-2013 04:08 PM

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:laughing4::laughing4::laughing4:

Lord Darth Beavis 05-18-2013 06:20 PM

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Next year, I'm entering a she-male.--P@t

:wtf:

Lord Darth Beavis 05-18-2013 06:29 PM

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Oh, dear, it's got the parts and EVERYTHING!--REL's daughter

Lord Darth Beavis 05-18-2013 06:33 PM

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My wife don't touch my nipples!--Das Phule

Lord Darth Beavis 05-18-2013 06:34 PM

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Hey! Yer box is drippin'!--The Cat

Lord Darth Beavis 05-18-2013 06:35 PM

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Damn, you could cut glass with that!

Looks like a dog's pecker.

Both by The Cat

Lord Darth Beavis 05-18-2013 06:38 PM

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George, your can wouldn't look like that if you had the magic blue pill!--Das Phule

Lord Darth Beavis 05-18-2013 07:36 PM

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No means no, but not when it comes to me!--REL's daughter

Lord Darth Beavis 05-18-2013 07:40 PM

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I want to hear you whine.--Trekman Scott

Hey, this still has resin on it.--Das Phule
That's what SHE said!--The Cat

No fuckers!--Trekman Scott

That really stiffened your bristles, didn't it?--The Cat

That's just a pour stub.--Das Phule
That's what she said!--The Cat

Turtles and whores, turtles and whores.--Mark Yungblut

Lord Darth Beavis 05-18-2013 07:43 PM

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God damn, my gout's acting up. I'm gonna need a wheelchair to get around. Will you push me?--Das Phule to Mark Yungblut

Yeah, but only if I can tell everybody you're due in 2 weeks.--Marku Yungblut to Das Phule

You two are together?--Random waitress to Mark Yungblut and Padawan v2.0

Lord Darth Beavis 05-18-2013 07:45 PM

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Don't you EVER tell me your farts don't stink! You've got dead things living in you!--The Cat to Padawan v2.0

Lord Darth Beavis 05-18-2013 08:00 PM

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That's why I don't do cyber-sex. I can't type that fast two-handed, much less one-handed!--Da Beav

Lord Darth Beavis 05-18-2013 08:39 PM

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Sal, PLEASE, take Erin to bed! I wanna be able to sleep unmolested!--Da Beav

The Cat 05-18-2013 09:32 PM

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"Excuse me while I go and try to marry Eric." - Dasphule

Lord Darth Beavis 05-18-2013 10:18 PM

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I kinda like girls. They have bumps and holes.--Das Phule

Lord Darth Beavis 05-19-2013 12:55 AM

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Ashley, are you texting the police?--The Cat to REL's daughter

Lord Darth Beavis 05-19-2013 01:08 AM

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Don't steal a dead guy's porn name!--Das Phule to Jim NCC-1701A

Godfather 05-19-2013 01:14 PM

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"An order of fried buttholes, please." -Dasphule to the waitress at Carrabba's

Godfather 05-19-2013 01:28 PM

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"I'm not wiping that white shit of your hand..." -Dasphule to MissHell

"Which would you rather eat, shit or cum?" -Dasphule to The Cat

"You two can't fit in Pat's scooter." -Dasphule to Mark Yungblut (after the KCR pew-pew fest)

"If I wanted a rush, I'd get a hard-on and slam it with a car door." -Lakespeed

"I'm not smelling a strange cup. Could be cat shit in there, or Cat's shit..." -Mark Yungblut

"Watch out... Pat and I are having a sword fight." -The Cat

"I'm not really drunk until someone goes to the hospital." -Dasphule

"Five... five dollar footlong!" -The Cat
"Boy, won't she be surprised when I show her my footlong with the extras." -Me

"You have nice nipples. You work them out?" -Dasphule to The Cat

"Even my wife is not allowed to play with my nipples." -Dasphule

"Hold that to you nipples. It's cold!" -The Cat
"It's definitely doing something..." -Lakespeed
"Dang, that looks like a lil' dog's pecker." -The Cat

"I know he's clean. I watched him shower. Uh, wait..." -Dasphule

Godfather 05-19-2013 01:51 PM

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"He's a bigger dyke than my female cousin." -Dasphule

"Sorry, she doesn't do tables." - Scott Washington

"Don't go away, we won't get any on ya!" -Dasphule

"No sheep for you today, fucker." -The Cat
"Nope. They're all in New Zealand." -Jim NCC-1701A (aka. Sting)

"Can I put my finger in your bum?" -Dasphule to Trekmanscott

"Jim, singing like Sting is gonna make him moist." -Me to Jim NCC-1701A

"What's gratifying is that he and I have been sharing loads all year..." -Mark Yungblut

"Why? Cuz I didn't give him a reach around?" -The Cat

"Whoa! Wear a glove... don't know where that's been." -P@t

"Girl grabbing another girl is supposed to turn you on dude." -Mark Yungblut to Zysurge

"What do turtles and whores have in common? They're both called snappers." -Neb
"And if they're turned on their backs, they're fucked." -P@t

"There's rubber on this pour stub." -Dasphule
"That's what she said..." -The Cat

"You gay freaking russian sailor!" -P@t
"Spasiba baby!" -Dasphule

"He is really particular about who grabs his greeblies." -LDB

Godfather 05-19-2013 02:20 PM

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"That's like a glowing penis..." -P@t

"I'm good with faces." -Cyreskul(?)
"I'm good wih asses." -The Cat

"He was gonna touch your junk." -George Takacs
"Came close." -The Cat
"That's why I'm jealous." -George Takacs

"Eric, your cherry is dead." -MissHell
"My cherry's been dead for a couple of years." -Lakespeed
"Condolences on the loss of your cherry..." -Lonewolf

"I'm not the one giving her tequila!" -Dasphule

"I hear your docking is pretty good..." -Dasphule to Mark Yungblut

"I like girls. They have holes and bumps." Dasphule

"Ack! Kenny, you're not my type!" -Dasphule

"Just be funny Mark! Buy a book or something!" -Dasphule

"No Pat, I will not rub George's dick!" -The Cat to P@t

"That's how I picture you when I masturbate..." -P@t to Dasphule

"You got purty eyes Pat." -Dasphule to P@t

"Pat reminds me of this transtesticle I saw at the mall once..." -The Cat

"Wheee!" -Dasphule (in the bathroom)
"Looks like he finally found his pecker." -The Cat

"You got spooged. Lick it off." -MissHell
"It'll keep the stain from setting?" -The Cat

"I wish that man would have emancipated me before he proclamated me..." -Dasphule

"And P.S., I'm not wearing any panties." -Dasphule

"Who's up for a game of bukkake?" -Lakespeed

"Eric, you're like Jack Daniels... smooth!" -Dasphule to Zysurge

"My porn name would be Idid Arod." -P@t

"Prostate? What prostate?!" -Mark Yungblut

"He's showing me things that make my wee-wee hard." -Dasphule

"I guess I better learn how to sculpt cocks..." -P@t

"My teeth are sweating!" -LDB

"5am this morning Pat climbed in bed with me for a hummer" -The Cat
"Yea, been practicing shugging, relaxing the throat muscles..." -P@t
"Dang, it was good!" -The Cat

"Yer ass is so tight that when you fart only dogs can hear it." -The Cat

Lord Darth Beavis 05-19-2013 05:12 PM

Re: Things Overheard At Wonderfest
 
That's why his butthole bleeds.--Das Phule

Lord Darth Beavis 05-19-2013 10:14 PM

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No, you're shittin' me. I WON 3 Bronzes? REALLY?--Da Beav

Eagle-1 05-19-2013 10:31 PM

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You won Sam?

If so, CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Way to go buddy!

Rob.

Sean C 05-20-2013 06:25 AM

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"Yeah. I remember when I had my first beer, too." Das Phule to REL's daughter.

lakespeed 05-20-2013 06:13 PM

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I know I'm drunk. Every third word coming out of my mouth sounds like Klingon.

Godfather 05-21-2013 10:29 AM

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"What's Dave deep-throating over there?" -P@t
"Looks like he blew a seal!? WTF" -Me

"That guy is a hard-on with glasses." -Neb

"How did you blow it with less than a minute left?" -Lakespeed

"Why are you touching me, you're not a priest!" -Trekmanscott

"Divorce? Is like she's sucking your soul through your urethra." -P@t

"He's like me, he likes wood." -Dasphule

"Some people are full of themselves but their modeling skills don't reflect their claims. Met one in particular and he's NOT a very merry man." -Neb

The Cat 05-21-2013 10:38 AM

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"You REALLY need to see a proctologist, and SOON!" Mark Yungblut to me

REL 05-21-2013 10:39 AM

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"There's only one bathroom?" Me, because the one next to the blue horse cafe was broken all weekend.

Godfather 05-21-2013 12:22 PM

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"He touched me here, and here and that no-no place..." -Dasphule


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